rhardbeck:

me texting the bae

匿名 asked: What does hmu mean?

meatbicyclevevo:

momozelemur:

waluiqi:

lovinglyricsigb:

waluiqi:

heavy meme usage

Harmed my uterus.

How Many Unnecessary (comments are people gonna make on this post) 

Hit Me Up

Hey Man Uh (stop tryna pick up girls this is a post not a dating service)

occupation: sit down,stay at home comedian
me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
friend: so you hate him?
me: no hes my favorite character

wolfpupy:

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man invents motorcycle. Babies live happily in old fish tank. I hollow out pumpkin and wear it for pants


Ushiku Daibutsu is a statue located in Ushiku, Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan. Completed in 1993, it stands a total of 120 metres (390 ft) tall, including the 10 m (33 ft) base and 10m lotus platform.

Ushiku Daibutsu is a statue located in Ushiku, Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan. Completed in 1993, it stands a total of 120 metres (390 ft) tall, including the 10 m (33 ft) base and 10m lotus platform.